1.Be sure to make it clear that all her problems are an inconvenience
2. Blame her for every thing, All of your problems, all of your failures, make sure she understands that it’s all her fault.
3. Don’t speak to her unless you need to remind her that every thing is her fault
4. Go through her e-mail and betray her trust
5. Threaten to pawn anything you have that is hers
6. When threatening her isn’t doing the trick make sure you threaten her friends too
7. Contradict everything you say with everything you do
8. Remind her that even though you are unemployed, don’t have a licence and have a huge mountain of debt, that you are everything she wanted and without you she will never find happiness…this shows how egotistical you are.
9. Try to run away, fail at that, then start acting a mixture of homicidal and suicidal
10. And lastly, make sure to never apologize for anything, don’t apologize for pushing her so hard you left a bruise, don’t apologize for rubbing all over your previous ex, Don’t apologize for not keeping your word on paying her back the large sum of money you owe her, just don’t apologize for anything, Insist that you were right in all of your actions.
10 ways to ensure your ex girlfriend never takes you back
(Source: digbicks)
